Stephie walks into a corn-field
Steps back confused
Realized that her mind was something
That she never really used
She began to cry and fall apart
Her skin began to peel
Her face fell off, her mouth dried up
Freeze-Dried Space-food Veal
Chorus:
Tenderize my Meat!
Tenderize my Meat!
Tenderize my Beat!
Tenderize my Beat!
Take me from a cornfield,
Or a parking lot
Shove me in a darkened cave
And make me suck your cock
We have similar disfigurements
A spawning of the mouth
No consideration
When I take you (way down south)
Chorus
Drain me of my fluids
And send me on your rocket
Drop me on a far off land
And make me really want it
Stephie walks into a corn-field
Steps back confused
Realized that her mind was something
That she never really used
She began to cry and fall apart
Her skin began to peel
Her face fell off, her mouth dried up
Freeze-Dried Space-food Veal
Chorus
Words & Music by The Captain & The Count