stalker

Something told me you were here
I smelled it in the air
thought your doorman would stop me
But he didn’t seem to care

It really is a shame
That you never call me back
Rejection such as this might
Make a sweet girl like me crack

But lucky for us baby
I’m a tough fucking cookie
And I’ve searched you out for days
So that we might have some nookie

Now all you have to do is answer the door
I know you’re home, I see your feet
As I lay here on the floor

Chorus:
I’m really not a stalker, I really swear I’m not
But my life’s almost empty
Cause you’re everything I’ve got
I’m really not a stalker, I really swear I’m not
But I might start to freak out
If you don’t give us a shot

So what if all my other boys
Have disappeared from sight
Those guys didn’t love me back
And baby that’s not right

I cook, I clean, I swoon, I toil —I always break a sweat
cause you were mine the second that we met

Open up this door
I’ll just keep banging till you do
Asphyxiation’s not beneath me
And you’ll pay if you don’t see this through

Why can’t you understand
Is that so hard for you to do?
You’re the one—I thought you knew

Chorus

Words by The Count
Additional words by Coochie Supreême & The Cockmaster
Music by The Captain

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