very very vaginal

I’m all dolled-up and quite the sight
In all black cause I can’t wear white
But at the club Iím feeling worse
And things I need aren’t in my purse

Kotex, Playtex, Tampax too,
At this point my thumb will do

Backseat, cab ride, feeling loaded,
And perhaps a little bloated

Trés Trés Vaginique

Home sweet home out of the taxi
All I need’s a Carefree Maxi
Tired, cramped, and somewhat cranky
Searching for a woman’s hanky

No such luck, seems Iíve run out
But now is no good time to pout

Feeling sick but I wonít hurl
The red wave won’t catch this pearl girl!

Trés Trés Vaginique

Words by The Count & The Captain
Music by The Captain

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